Turn Market Chaos Into Comedy Gold

Automatically transform trending finance news and viral memes into hilarious, easy-to-understand daily newsletters that your readers actually want to open. No writing, no manual updates—just pure automated entertainment meets financial insight.

PROBLEM

Finance Content Creation Is Eating Your Time

Manually hunting down trending stories, writing engaging copy, and formatting newsletters every single day is exhausting. Most finance newsletters are boring and corporate—readers skip them. You need a system that finds hot stories, writes funny content, and sends it all automatically.

SOLUTION

How It Works

AI-Powered Content Hunter

Automatically scans finance outlets, social platforms, and trending feeds to find the hottest market stories and viral moments every single day. This feature eliminates hours of manual research by pulling fresh, relevant content from Bloomberg, Reddit, TikTok, and more in real-time. Your newsletter always has the most current and engaging stories without lifting a finger.

Intelligent Humor Generator

Advanced AI transforms dry market updates into witty, conversational content that connects finance to everyday life with memes and cultural references. It writes at a 5th-grade reading level while keeping the tone modern, funny, and personality-driven—not corporate and boring. Your readers laugh while learning what's actually happening in the markets.

Fully Automated Daily Delivery

Schedules and sends perfectly formatted newsletters Monday through Friday with zero manual intervention required. The system handles everything from content sourcing to final delivery through Beehiiv, including mobile-friendly layouts, embedded media, and clickable links. Once it's live, your newsletter runs on complete autopilot.

PROCESS

From kickoff to launch in weeks, not months

01/ Discovery

Week 1

We audit your workflows and interview you to extract your subject matter expertise. Your AI delivers excellent work because we train it on your expertise.

02/ Development

Week 2

We build your custom AI at startup speed, using our own AI. We run evaluations to ensure quality and consistency.

03/ Testing

Week 3

Your team deploys the AI and gives feedback. We polish and provide full documentation.